♦ Scoopertino’s iPhone event liveblog →

Via [512 Pixels](http://512pixels.net/a-porta-buddha/):

> 10:19AM Better camera, check. A5 processor, check. Faster graphics, check. But now the killer feature…
>
> 11:26AM Face Detection for Animals! Schiller is so excited, he just jumped out of his iPhone costume.

Some much-needed levity for the Apple community.

(Also worth mentioning: The Onion’s short but effective [tribute to Steve Jobs](http://www.theonion.com/articles/last-american-who-knew-what-the-fuck-he-was-doing,26268/)… but that didn’t have photoshopped pictures of Phil Schiller in an iPhone costume.)

♦ Jobs →

> We all know the broad strokes…

John Biggs sums it up in the best piece I’ve read so far. (Hopefully also the last, because my RSS feed over the next month is going to be dominated by _What now?_, _Apple is doomed!_ and _Apple is ok!_ pieces by “tech analysts”.)

Now if you’ll pardon me, I’m going to watch [that commencement video](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UF8uR6Z6KLc) again on one of my Apple devices.